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So, a complete waste of time -- a visit to the Verizon Store yields that the charger to my cell is as expensive as the phone itself.

But, I did get a few photos of DC's premiere performance artist:
That's right, infomercial king Matthew Lesko was at hand to argue his texting overages. In the question mark suit.